In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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