I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my shit smells like andre
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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