I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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