brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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