physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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