Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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