Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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