Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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