Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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