We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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