im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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