porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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