Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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