just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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