I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
