Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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