Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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