absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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