This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
These tits shall not be calmed
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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