Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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