After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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