dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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