Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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