Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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