ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
