they need to just BURY HIM!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
