so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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