Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Your penis caused this!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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