ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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