i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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