Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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