Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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