Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
