summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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