What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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