yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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