He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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