You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
