you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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