Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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