it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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