My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Vodka?
Forever.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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