Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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