You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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