did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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