Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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