My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Randomize
