apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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