I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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