I need to stop coming to work sober
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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