You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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