dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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