I'm really into asian looking animals
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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