office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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