T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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