@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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