it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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