: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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