I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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